Wayne Edwin Wilson was born in 1978, in Tulsa Oklahoma. He only has a short-form birth certificate to prove it, which has dashed his Presidential hopes...

He grew up mostly in Kentucky, and Southern Ohio, near the Appalachian cultures and Amish. He never forgets his roots. He has sampled both deer and squirrel cuisine.

He lived in Japan for 3 years, and ate things you could never imagine. Ask him if you dare.

He likes art, movies, books, and artsy stuff, but not snobby artsy stuff.

Some fun facts about him:

He speaks fluent Japanese

Steven Colbert has an honorary degree from Wayne’s alma mater, Knox College in Illinois

He was born on the same day as cowboy John Wayne